Jen made me do it. Bad Jen.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
- I have no books near me. Bah

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
- nothing, wall, comfy chair, letter/paper/etc organiser

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
- Something on MTV while talking to housemates

4. Without looking, guess what time it is.
- 18:00

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
- 19:01

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
- TV in the living room

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
- Went to have dinner at my neighbour's

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
- hi5... omg

9. What are you wearing?
- cream comfy elegant-ish pants and a dark red shirt. Let's not get kinky now.

10. Did you dream last night?
- Too tired.

11. When did you last laugh?
- Fakely at a joke someone said, they were trying so hard...

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
- Puppies poster, Cartman "RESPECT MY AUTHORITAAH" poster, "KISS" poster (no, not the rock band, but two rather nice chicks), "Collegeliving" Trainspotting rip-off poster, a few of my photos.

13. Seen anything weird lately?
- Liquid ice, I think... don't ask, please, I already have a headache.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
- I needed to take my mind off things anyway

15. What is the last film you saw?
- Madagascar I think, for the second time

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
- A flat for myself - tired of sharing, a motorbike (nothing insane - a Ducati Multistrada will do ), a car for myself (Volvo), a car for each of my parents (Land Rover Defender and another, smaller Volvo)

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
- Uh... I had a haircut yesterday. Hah.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
- I would make myself absolute world ruler and kick some ass.. I mean, sense into people's heads.

19. Do you like to dance?
- you offering?

20. George Bush
- No bush, thanks.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
- I've no idea. Chloe is nice, though it makes me think of pr0n. I blame the 'net. For everything.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
- Sergiu

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
- "Hello, like, where am I?"

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
- "Reckon we should up the texture resolution on the Earth graphics?"

25. 4 people who must also do this in THEIR journal.
uhh.... ~se7en, ~GreenSprite,  ~yosh-dewd, and whoever else. Or don't. I care, really.